Funny Quote #6649153
all quotes · funny · bestfriend · wtf ·

My best friend just asked me if it was bad that his nipples were

My best friend just asked me if it was bad that his nipples were stretchy..... yeah I had just about the same reaction

Be the first to comment on this quote.

2 Wittians like this

<
Next >

ledukester

posted February 25, 2013 at 12:00am UTC tagged with funny, bestfriend, wtf

more quotes by ledukester

When I showed up at the race, not many people were there, but that was expected. But one thing I did notice was that there was another Corvette there. Not only was it a C3, but a 1969: my all-time favorite. I searched around for the owner. I saw the only woman there and immediately knew it was her. She was wearing a black tank-top with the Corvette logo emblazed across her chest. “Hey, do you own the blue ‘Vette outside?” I asked awkwardly. “Yeah, you like it?” she replied. “It’s a close second to mine,” I said “I take it you have one, too? Mind if I see?” She asked politely. “Sure, follow me,” I said. I took her out to see my baby. As she followed in my trail, I thought about her. She was different. I was actually talking to her. I have no disrespect for woman but usually I don’t waste my time with them. No offense but I’d rather work on my car. “By the way, what’s your name?” I asked as we neared my car. “Kate,” she replied. Kate. I loved that name. When we got to my car I noticed more things about her. Her striking green eyes were beautiful and the way her hair was pulled into a messy bun drove me wild. I venture to ask the question burning inside of me. “So, how old are you?” I questioned. “I’m 18. And I know why you’re asking. I’m single but don’t want a boyfriend. I have better ways to waste my time,” she said. “I’m 18, too. And by the way, I don’t believe I told you my name. It’s Vinny. And I can’t help but say that I felt the same way about girls but I can tell you’re different and I think you know I’m different, too,” I explained. “Why don’t we have a friendly race? If I win, you go out for a cup of coffee with me. Otherwise, I leave you alone. Deal?” “Deal,” she replied.
The Speed of Love We lined up at the starting line and got ready for our race. I wanted to win this more than anything. My heart raced which was an unusual occurrence. I was determined to win. I knew that if I lost, I would never forget this one. As a fellow racer stood in front of us with a flag, I readied myself for the drop. 3. 2. 1. I took off at the first sign of movement. It was more of an instinct now. I pulled ahead of Kate and felt confident. Halfway through the competition, my car wavered slightly. When I tried correcting it, I over compensated and wiped out. I hit the makeshift wall of hay bales and tires at 135 miles an hour. My car flipped multiple times and settled further ahead. I, however, was launched through the windshield and ended up on the curb.

My best friend just asked me if it was bad that his nipples were

Be the first to comment on this quote.

2 Wittians like this

ledukester

more quotes by ledukester

related quotes