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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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livelaughwrite

posted February 25, 2013 at 3:55pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, antijoke

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Reading a quote online and thinking, "Story of my life."
Random Questions About Me: Spell your name without vowels: Srh Your favorite number: 21 What color do you wear most?: Dark blue Least favorite color?: Dark green What are you listening to?: The sound of my typing + the washing machine. ;3 What is your favorite class in school?: English Are you outgoing?: I'm very outgoing on the internet if that counts *ba dum tsss* Favorite pair of shoes?: Brown Steve Madden boots Can you dance?: Can you poop through your nose? Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: No. Can you whistle?: Not a chance. Write with both hands?: Are you on drugs? Cross your eyes: There are people who cant do that? It's not that hard like all you have to do is point both eyes at your nose... Walk with your toes curled?: Totes. THE DO'S Do you believe there is life on other planets?: I dont believe anything trusted, official, non-mental scientists don't confirm. Do you believe in miracles?: Yes. Do you believe in magic?: I learned magic isnt real the hard way as a child.. I still have a scar on my shoulder. jk :3 Love at first sight?: Not possible Do you like roller coasters?: Never been on one Do you know how to swim?: Maybe I do maybe i dont, you'll never know. Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: No *vomits* THE HAVES Have you ever been on a plane?: Several times yes. Have you ever asked someone out?: Sort of Have you ever been to the ocean?: More than I can count Have you ever painted your nails?: Ooooooooooh yahhhhhhhhh THE WHATS What is the temperature outside?: 400.8 What radio station do you listen to?: Pandora What was the last thing you bought?: GUM <33333 What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Italian futbol dont ask. -_- THE WHOS Who was the last person you IM'd?: Jillaysquid Who was the last person you took a picture of?: MY DOGGY. Who was the last person you said I love you to?: ..My mom. #foreveralone HAPPY SECTION Are you a happy person?: Meh What can make you happy?: Hugs Do you wish you were happier?: Yes Can music make you happy?: Meh How many times have you had your heart broken?: 4 times, not by guys. okk i lied, two times by guyss LOOK AT ME What is your current hair color?: Dark brown with faded auburn tips #failedombre What does your hair look like now? In a bun Current piercings?: Ears Have any tattoos?: No and dont plan on getting any. Eye color?: Brown CURRENTLY WEARING What shirt are you wearing?: peejayz Pants: Peejayz Shoes?: Invisible. Necklaces?: Cream cheese kinda looks like marshmallow fluff HAVE YOU EVER Been to jail: No Ran away from home: No Laughed so hard you cried: More than a human being should Thrown up in a store: Idk maybe when I was a small child. Wanted to be a model: With this face? Gurl, what u been drinkin? Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?: More like cringe and ponder about what could have been done differently. seen a dead body: Not in person skinny dipping: Ew. THIS OR THAT Pepsi or Coke: Coke McDonald's or Burger King: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Burker King confessed to using horse meat in their burgers/chicken nuggets and McDonald's a bunch of random meats mixed together which they clean with ammonia, then use artifical coloring and flavoring to make it look like chicken. Single or Group Dates?: Have you seen my face, or....? Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Strawberries or blueberries: Both Meat or Veggies: Meat TV or Movie: Movie Guitar or Drums: Guitar Adidas or Nike: Nike Chinese or Mexican: Chinese Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes Cake or Pie: Pie MTV or VH1: Neither 1. Were you named after anyone?: Yes, your mother. 2. When was the last time you cried?: Last night.. 3. Do you like your handwriting?: Yes 4. What's your favorite lunch meat?: Turtle meat 7. Do you use sarcasm? It's a second language to me. 8. Do you still have your tonsils?: Yes 9. Would you bungee jump?: No 10. What is your favorite cereal?: Krave 11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: Lol, what are you, 43? 13. What is your favorite ice cream?: YELLOW MARSHMALLOW <3333 14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Face... 15. Red or pink?: Red 16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?: Face 17. Who do you miss the most?: My grandpa 18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?: I really dont give 21. What are you listening to right now?: YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THIS QUESTION! 22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: White. No one cares about the white. 23. Favorite Smells?: CINNAMON <3333