*Gets home from school at 3:44 after school*
Most parents: Great job getting home on time and being
responsible!
My parents: *spin around in a swirly chair petting a cat* So...
it's 3:44 and you're just now getting home huh? YOU ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE HOME BY 3:40 YOUNG LADY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WHO WERE YOU
WITH?! DO WE KNOW THEIR PARENTS?! WHAT KIND OF GRADES DO THEY GET
IN SCHOOL?!
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! *runs upstairs* *trips on the last stair and tumbles to my room*