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if i was ever gonna rob anything i would rob a UPS truck because

if i was ever gonna rob anything i would rob a UPS truck because you get all those packages and you have no idea whats inside its christmas morning all over again

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DumbRedhead

posted March 2, 2013 at 12:58pm UTC tagged with funny, robber, christmas

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