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Did you know A guy from Florida was shot by his own dog.

Did you know
A guy from Florida was shot by his own dog.

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mskittycatmeow 1 decade ago

wat? :O

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caseyxoxo 1 decade ago

i think you should go a lot more of these

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Cammie 1 decade ago

oopsy daisy

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posted March 3, 2013 at 6:55pm UTC tagged with dogs, didyouknow, florida, funny

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