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Today, I was on Urban Dictionary. I typed in the word “Sarcasm”

Today, I was on Urban Dictionary.
I typed in the word “Sarcasm” and got
“Your body’s natural defense against stupid.”
Why didn't I learn this in biology?

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jordanashley

posted March 4, 2013 at 6:49pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, urbandictionary

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