Funny Quote #6665335
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so there's this website called rhymezone and it comes up

so there's this website called rhymezone and it comes up with the most ridiculous rhymes for words.

like

i put in the word "ground", and it comes up with "cannibal mound"

NOW I'M LYING ON THE COLD HARD CANNIBAL MOUND

jesus christ.

just put in the word "you"
and these are the ACTUAL RESULTS
I AM NOT KIDDING:

belgian beef stew, animal glue (????), common bamboo, prince albert yew, veal cordon bleu, apple of peru, great gray kangaroo, giant timber bamboo

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
belgian beef stew.

yes thank you that's what i was looking for.

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ToriRox16 1 decade ago

I was thinking of his quote one day during school and I was just walking alone in the hallway and then I like doubled over with laughter and oh gosh people thought I was crazy. I was just walking along then I think "roses are red; violets are blue. Sugar is sweet; Belgian beef stew."
Oh dear that is officially the best poem ever okay

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Eli22b 1 decade ago

I use that website all the time!!!

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ImJustMeh 1 decade ago

i typed in apple and it gave me the result funeral chapel

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kitkat929m 1 decade ago

I am at school right now (It's study hall and every student got their own mini laptop) and I went on that and now the whole class is around me laughing. So THIS is what it feels like to be popular.

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