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are you a smoke detector? because you are loud and annoying as
are you a smoke detector?
because you are loud and annoying as f/ck
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I AM SO MAD AT YOU THAT I WANNA EGG YOUR HOUSE BUT ONLY WITH, LIKE, ONE EGG A CHOCOLATE EGG PLAced gingerly at your doorstep. Because I like you. A//HOLE.
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