Doit Quote #6670787
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Write me a letter! Dear _______________, I ______ you. You have

Write me a letter!
Dear _______________,

I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)
This is just for fun, I mostly likely will get silence but it is worth a shot.
Feel free to take this letter thing if you want, it is not mine anyway. :)

52 Comments

MEEman 7 years ago
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Dear Maria,

I would enjoying licking you. You have a nice butt. You make me laugh. You should probably marry me. Someday I will poke your cheek. You + me = homos4lyfe. If I saw you now I’d go all sassyblack chic and be like "YO MARIA GET YO BLACK OVA HURR.". I want to fuxk you. WHO SAID THAT NOT ME NOPE. I would build a Maria Balloon just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "im a goofy goober". We could possibly maybe kiss a little under the stars. I DINT SAY THAT EITHER JUST SAYING IT WAS THE FISH

Love,
Sage

(P.S. im sorry im so damn creepy, you just have a reall nice face ok.)
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bye* 7 years ago
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Ahahahaha thank you thank you
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MEEman 7 years ago
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omfg it did put a/s after black now i fel dumb -runs away crying-
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bye* 7 years ago
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no i loved ur letter shh dont cry <33
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MEEman 7 years ago
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-flies into the sun- i spelled did'nt AND feel wrong. WHY
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bye* 7 years ago
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no no no it is ok calm down its ok
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MEEman 7 years ago
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is it ok if like we have babies right now
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bye* 7 years ago
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yes
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MEEman 7 years ago
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please
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bye* 7 years ago
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ok ok
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MEEman 7 years ago
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theyll be beautiful
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ToriRox16 7 years ago
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Dear Lance Walter,
I love you. You have nice rollerskating skills.. You make me laugh 24/7. You should move to this town so I could hang out with you more. Someday I will punch Connor in the face for being such a dickface to such a fab person. You + me = complete awesomeness. If I saw you now I'd say hi but then i would go eat because I'm hungry. I want to hug you. I would build a Maria Mart just for you.If I could sing you any song it would be Wide Awake by Katy Perry because i remember you singing that in the car on the way back from Orange Leaf. We could make scarves with left-handed scissors under the stars.
Love,
Tori


(P.S. pasta)
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bye* 7 years ago
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i love it<3333
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ToriRox16 7 years ago
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Good. I put my heart and soul into that letter.
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MyWittyProfile 7 years ago
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Dear BeastUser,
I dunno know you. You have a nice idk lol. You make me laugh. You should keep making quotes??? Someday I will kill someone. You + me = awk??? If I saw you now I'd be like ok let's chill and make quotes. I want to high-5 you. I would build a idk for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Tik Tok by Ke$ha!!!1!! We could quote under the stars.
Love,
Danielle.
(p.s. we haven't talked so this was hard lolzz)
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bye* 7 years ago
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MAN I FANGIRLED SO HARD WHEN YOU POSTED THIS <3333
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MyWittyProfile 7 years ago
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WHY LOL<333
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bye* 7 years ago
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BCUZ ILY
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MyWittyProfile 7 years ago
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ILY TOO LETS HAVE BABIEZ
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bye* 7 years ago
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THEY WOULD BE HAWT BABIES
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MyWittyProfile 7 years ago
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bye* 7 years ago
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2cute http://mariaaandthediamonds.tumblr.com/post/43405234972/omfg-i-tried-to-take-a-selfie-but-i-sneezed-when
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MyWittyProfile 7 years ago
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ur so cute!! we're an otp!??!
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bye* 7 years ago
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YES
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MyWittyProfile 7 years ago
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c7d1422188aa7d734799746679cd4c9/tumblr_mjifc5tpXC1qzcdbeo1_1280.jpg
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bye* 7 years ago
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THATS HAWT
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MyWittyProfile 7 years ago
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my dash is full of nudes im crying
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bye* 7 years ago
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eW SO IS MINE
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MyWittyProfile 7 years ago
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i just followed you so now it's full of bullsh/t about club penquin???
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bye* 7 years ago
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I GOT FCKING BANNED CUZ APPARENTLY "BIGDADDYHOE" ISNT AN APPROPRIATE USERNAME
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MyWittyProfile 7 years ago
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oh my god. im going to go make an account kkz
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bye* 7 years ago
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ok<333
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KT_143 7 years ago
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Dear Fellow Wittian,

I don't really you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will finish this letter. You + me = humble strangers. If I saw you now I’d probably not recognize you, because again I don't know you. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be I Just Haven't Met You Yet. We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
Miranda

(P.S. Sorry if this was an annoying letter, but it's hard to write to someone you don't know.)
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bye* 7 years ago
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Ahahaha I loved it<3
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KT_143 7 years ago
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Thanks, sorry for all the blank spaces, my laziness got the better of me
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lovecrazy 7 years ago
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Dear, Maria.

I lalalove you. you have a nice bootay. You make me well that isn't really witty appropriate. You should have my babies. Someday I will love you and hug you and squeeze you and call you George. You + me = some sexy a/ss kids. If I saw you now I'd rip my clothes off. I want to lick you. I would build a blanket fort just for you. *Wink, wink* If I could sing you any song it would be "Baby Got Back." We could eat under the stars. Omnomnom.

Love,
Pimp momma

P.S. your vajajay reeks of public bathrooms.
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bye* 7 years ago
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ily meagan<33333333
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TimmyToTheTurner 7 years ago
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Dear Breasteses,
I want you. You have nice booobies. You make me haard (with my imaginary ding dong). You should have sexy time with me c;. Someday I will marry you you titjizzer. You + Me= Sexy. If I saw you now, I'd grab your booobie. I want to kidnap you. I would build a whoore house all for you. If I could sing you any song , it'd be Rock Me. We could kangaroo fart under the stars.
Love,
Me.
PS: I love you bby. Ur so hawt.
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bye* 7 years ago
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i loved it lexieieieie<3
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TimmyToTheTurner 7 years ago
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o
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wordynerdy 7 years ago
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Dear BeastUser,
I eat you. You have a nice monkey. Ypi should run in circles around a tree. Someday I will meet you. You + me = troubled children. If I saw you'd now I'd call 911 (how did you get my address?? Stalker!) I want to hug you. I would build a jello castle just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Loathing fro Wicked. We could eat pie under the starts.

Love, wordnerdy (Sam)
P.S. I'm Santa Clause
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bye* 7 years ago
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thank you<3
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wordynerdy 7 years ago
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anytime. figured I would offer a laugh. :)
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TimmyToTheTurner 7 years ago
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I was going to send you a really sexual letter but...
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bye* 7 years ago
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no send itt did u read tori's lol
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seafoam* 7 years ago
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Dear Maria,

I love you. You have a nice face. You make me smile. You should stay perfect. Someday I will be able to tell my children that I had the coolest friend named Maria on this website called Witty Profiles. You + me = home skillet biscuits. If I saw you now I'd die a happy woman. I want to hug you. I would build the world's biggest hamster wheel just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Swing by Savage. We could pig out under the stars.

Love,
Bailey

(P.S. You're hot.)
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bye* 7 years ago
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<3333333333 i love it im putting it on my profile
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MaryDaSwagMasta 7 years ago
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Dear Maria,

I love you. You have a nice face. You make me laugh very hard. You should move to textas. Someday I will come over and make your parents think i've always been on your volleyball team. You + me = giggle gals. If I saw you now I’d probably run bc wtf are u doing here. I want to touch your face. I would build a juiceless wagon just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be sweater weather. We could brush our teeth under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.
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bye* 7 years ago
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omFGTHIS IS PERFECT
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MaryDaSwagMasta 7 years ago
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I FORGOT TO THE PS PART AGAIN DOG DAMINT
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desultori* 7 years ago
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Dear Maria,
I wanna f.uck you. You have a nice vagin.a. You make me wet. You should touch my body. Someday I will have hardcore an.al se.x with you. You+me= po.rn. If I saw you now I'd masturb8 furiously. I would build a strip club just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be " Me Tonight". We could read a wonderful and very informational book and cuddle underneath a blanket under the stars.
Love,
Momma Jay
(P.S. JK BOUT READIN UNDER DUH STARS. I'D HAV SE.X WIT U UNDER DEM STARZ. luh u<33)
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bye* 7 years ago
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thnk u tori bby<3
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