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When your mom walks in your room, you are like, Hi, beautiful

When your mom walks in your room, you are like, Hi, beautiful evening we are having.

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posted March 11, 2013 at 7:40pm UTC tagged with funny, amusing, advice

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6th Graders Conversation: Boy: hi Girl: hi Boy: wassup Girl: nm Boy: cool wanna go out Girl: yeah gtg ily Boy: ily2 Who else agrees?
Boy: Teacher? May I go to the restroom? Teacher: Yes, right after you sing your abc's darling. Boy: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Teacher: Did you forget something? Boy: No Teacher: Where is the "P?" Boy: Running down my leg FUNNIEST JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE!

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