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Mom: Honey? Why are all these construction men here? Me: You

Mom: Honey? Why are all these

construction men here?

Me: You told me "As long as

you live under my roof, you

have to live under my rules".

Mom: And...?

Me: So I called the construction

crew to come here. ;D

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Kyl3ighTennilleXOXOXO

posted March 12, 2013 at 1:21pm UTC tagged with funny, story, parents, jokes, stories, rules, rule, parent, kyl3igh, tennille

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