Teacher assigning us new seat
Teacher: Lena is that where you want to sit?
Me: Yes, it's right by the wall and there is
an outlet for our school laptop chargers.
Dude who thinks he's better than everyone: I
would hit a girl for that seat.
Me: I would too.
*Class busts out laughing*
Dude: What
Me: What
Teacher: Omg you're now my favorite
student
True story. Happened this
morning.(: