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We're Americans. We have freedom. We spell words like "favor"



We're Americans.
We have freedom. We spell words like "favor" without that useless "u." We don't have cool accents. We say "mom" instead of "mum." We have some of the biggest idiots ever. And our existence just písses most people off.

 

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MissHatty 6 years ago
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANNOYS ME? when people are like "aw yeah i wanna live in the uk or england etc..." its like NO. you know the jezza kyle show? it was created in britain for all the low life chavs we have. theres barely any attractive people in the uk, we have chavvy/scratty accents, there is no nice weather ever, so we all look like freaking vampires. the nhs is rubbish, everyone gets treat like dirt. nobody smiles. we have to wear awful uniforms to school. we catch manky public buses to school. theres no such thing as 'homeroom' or 'canteens' we have the dinner hall and thats it. you americans/aussies are so lucky. why would anyone want to live in the uk? im defs moving to the us when i'm 18.
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Gryffindor123 6 years ago
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Yeah and then there's me...the Irish cailin with a British accent and yet says mam and American things. YOLO
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MadHatress 6 years ago
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You have a problem with others saying 'mum' and people spelling Favour or colour with a 'u'
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BehindEachSmile 6 years ago
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'Murica !
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livelifeforever22 6 years ago
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lol I'm american and I've always called my her mum i don't know why.
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mango824 6 years ago
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lol this is so true
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Vic Fuentes* 6 years ago
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And then there are the good old Aussies. Strayya mate.
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daisy101 6 years ago
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Arent we so proud to be Americans
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art of hatred* 6 years ago
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teh 'u' isn't useless, child

teh 'u' is something special

stands for unique <3
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sky* 6 years ago
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It's just a letter. And it's not cute to spell 'the' like 'teh'.
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art of hatred* 6 years ago
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ok and?

i don't care if it's not cute

what if i just wanna spell itt
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swimswim98 6 years ago
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i live in america and i call my mother mum. i never really got why, i just do. My brother says mum too. its kind of weird now that i think of it...
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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If by freedom you mean rich, white men can do whatever they please, then sure, we have freedom.
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mango824 6 years ago
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everyone has freedom in America and rich people aren't just white, besides the rich worked hard for their money.
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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Nah boo u wrong try again next time
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mango824 6 years ago
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o wow good job at just calling me stupid inside of telling me why you think what you think. isn't Obama a African American self made rich man? Isn't Oprah a self made African American self made rich GIRL?
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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Why do I have to tell you that we still live in a society where women of color are making less than 50 cents to a white mans dollar? Why do I have to tell you that black youth are being killed without hesitation? I don't think I need to tell you about the crap of a society we live in where people STILL don't have equality when you could step out of your sheltered life and learn that yourself.
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mango824 6 years ago
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your right girls only make 75 cents to a mans dollar. and yes there is still in the world i get that, i'm not as sheltered as you think...but we were talking about how white men are not the only rich people today. times are slowly changing. we have a black president. in a few years minority will be the majority. no matter what race or gender you are you can make a name for yourself. and the rich are not evil, they give to charity, pay taxes, and buy nice things which makes goods for the poor. please don't make it seem like all rich are evil just because some are, that would be like saying all men are evil because one cheated one his girlfriend.
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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Where in the hell did I say rich people are evil? And stop trying to erase the race factor from here because that is so insulting. Rich people and white people as well as men have privilege, which is why I said that. And just because we have a black president doesn't mean sh/t people are still as hell so lets stop pretending we live in this post racial society
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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correction; post-rac/st society and rac/st was blanked out.
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mango824 6 years ago
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i am sorry if i misinterpreted "If by freedom you mean rich, white men can do whatever they please, then sure, we have freedom." it sounded to me like you thought all rich whites where evil. and yes i know people are . i see it everyday, but i do not feel that is the fault of any race. many whites fought in the civil war to end slavery. times are changing and more and more people are excepting all races. i think we could all just move forward in time, one day everyone will be 100% excepted by everyone. i do not care what race someone is, just like most people now a days but there will always be that person who hates a race, just like people hate people for liking a kind of music (for example).
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swimswim98 6 years ago
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coughMittRomneycoughcough....
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StripedGuitar 6 years ago
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That's so true Dx
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Amenah 6 years ago
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That 'u' is not useless. >.<
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Eefka 6 years ago
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I'm Dutch, and I want to study and live in America.
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wowurcrazy 6 years ago
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Lol and to everyone complaining that it rains all the time, try moving to Virginia. IF IT'S NOT RAINING IT'S FREEZING. (Well... actually, the Summers are alright.)
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AlpacaPerson 6 years ago
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I used to live in Virginia. Now I'm in Maine. Aka the place where there's snow on the ground in April. I miss Virginia lol
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wowurcrazy 6 years ago
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Lol it's been snowing a lot here this year actually! We've all been freaking out XD
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AlpacaPerson 6 years ago
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Haha cool, at least you have sandy beaches. We have rocks. There are literally two spots on the coast that have sand and the water never warms up
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wowurcrazy 6 years ago
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Yikes :( I start to get super depressed if the weather stays cold too long :/
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AlpacaPerson 6 years ago
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Just thought I'd inform you, i had a snow day yesterday, and another one today :)
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dolph* 6 years ago
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I'm British and I don't get how Americans think we have "cool accents".
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pluto* 6 years ago
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I WISH I HAD A BRITISH ACCENT, EVERYTHING SOUNDS SO COOOL
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dolph* 6 years ago
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WE REALLY AREN'T AS POSH AS BRITISH PEOPLE ATE ON AMERICAN SHOWS. WATCH A BIT OF UK JEREMY KYLE AND 75% OF US TALK LIKE THAT. Apart from me, but I'm not "posh".
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dolph* 6 years ago
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*ARE. LOLOLOL.
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pluto* 6 years ago
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AHAHA, I STILL LIKE IT BETTER THAN THE AMERICAN ACCENT AND THERES COOLER SLANG WORDS LIKE POSH!
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Miss_Gemma 6 years ago
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I hate being American, and I am certainly not proud that I am.
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Melrose* 6 years ago
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weather you like america, you should still have some pride in your country. its providing you freedom and its sure as hell given you a good life unlike those who live in countries that are overrun with poverty.
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BrokenTwilight 6 years ago
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In the Uk it rains ALL THE TIME. Even in summer it rains ^.^ Americans are sitting there in their bikinis laughing at us :/ I wanna move there so bad. You guys are the ones with the cool accent. In England we don't all speak like the queen >.< Some of us speak like drugged seals:/
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AlpacaPerson 6 years ago
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Hahaha that's amazing! I would like to meet someone who sounds like a drugged seal :3
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kaitlovesyou 6 years ago
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well i'm american & i have a country accent, so c:
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Emilyycanfly 6 years ago
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I'm English and it rains all the time. And some Americans have incredibly amazing speaking voices. eg: Jack Quaid.
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pluto* 6 years ago
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why does it rain all the time? we get like rain twice a month, ahaha!
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Emilyycanfly 6 years ago
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I have no idea why, but the weather always sucks! I went on holiday for a week (still in england) to the beach and it rained EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! i ended up spending all my time and money in the arcade because I couldn't go on the beach without freezing or getting soaked :(
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pluto* 6 years ago
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oh that sucksss, come to america!
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Emilyycanfly 6 years ago
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I really want to visit America! But mostly for the pop tarts that have flavours other than chocolate and strawberry..
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pluto* 6 years ago
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we could become penpals and ill send you some! (:
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