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Girls Pockets: Can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky maybe

Girls Pockets: Can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky maybe two.
Guys Pockets: Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.

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HamLover101 1 decade ago

That's Simply Not Enough It Should Be The Whole Of Jupiter!!

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HamLover101 1 decade ago

Only Half Of Jupiter!!!

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dulldawn001

posted March 16, 2013 at 5:31pm UTC tagged with funny, girls, tumblr, guys, jeans, abercrombie, hollister, pockets

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