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if I were a murderer I’d be the febreze murderer and lead

if I were a murderer I’d be the febreze murderer
and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations
and I’d ask them what they smelled
and they’d be like, “omg ocean air and tulips” and then I’d rip off the blindfold
and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS.

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