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Talking to my friend's boyfriend: Me: Where are your glasses?
Talking to my friend's boyfriend:
Me: Where are your glasses?
Him: Not on my face.
Me: .....
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posted March 21, 2013 at 10:08pm UTC tagged with
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My friends think I'm hilarious. Little do they know my source of humor is from you guys.
Those hilarious and awkward conversations that you can only have with your best friend.
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