Funny Quote #6685845
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Good Reasons to Stand Up: To get food To stretch To go somewhere

 
Good Reasons to Stand Up:
To get food
To stretch
To go somewhere
Because you're the
real slim shady.

6 Comments

bitchwhoreslutskank 1 decade ago
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OMG this is like one of my favorite quotes on this site <3
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Saige112 1 decade ago
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B-b-but what if I want food...
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cailashy 1 decade ago
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Oh gawd!! ... I SO LOVE THIS ONE
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funnygirl2 1 decade ago
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iluvdogs134 1 decade ago
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this. is. the. most. perfect. thing. ever.
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hardyharhar123 1 decade ago
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IM S C R E A M I N G AHAHAHA
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