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Some days I walk around all "I'm the sexiest thing alive." Other

Some days I walk around all "I'm the sexiest thing alive."
Other days I'm all "Eww what is that fugly thing in the mirror?"

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Mrs_Malfoy

posted March 24, 2013 at 9:52pm UTC tagged with jokes, ugly, attractive, funny

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