///I'm gonna change you like a remix\\\ \\\Then I'll
///I'm gonna change you like a remix\\\ \\\Then I'll raise you like a phoenix///
//You're wearing our vintage misery\\ \\\No, I think it looked a little better on me///
i waNT TO GO WITH MY FRIEND BUT MES PARENTES DONT THINK WE'RE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO GO WITHOUT AN ADULT BUT I WILL GET TO NEW YORK SOMEHOW MY CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN STORY HAS BEGUN
YES JUST IN PARODIES OF SONGS WITH GUEST STARS LIKE LADY GAGA, GERARD WAY, REBECVA BLACK, DANYUL HOWELL, BILLY MAYES, CHRIS COLFER, ETC - ITLL BE GR8 WITH A CAPITAL 8
YEAH WE'RE COMING 4 U
YEAH WE'RE COMIN 4 U
ALL DA OTHER KIDS DONT LOVE PA-ATRJK
DONT LOVE PA-ATRICJ [LIKE I DO]
THATS LIKE PUMPED UP KICKS RITE THANK THAT HELPED ME MAKE A NEW CRAPPY PARODY BUT WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE SO
HEY I JUST MET U
AND THIS IS CRAZY
IM DUMPING ASHLEEE
SO BE MY BBY<3
B4 U CAME INTO MY LIFE I MISSED U SO BAD
I MISSED U SO BAD
OH I WAS SO SO SAD
ILY PAT<3
UR INSECURE
DONT KNOW WHAT FUR
WHEN I SEE U I PASS OUT - ON THE FLOOOOOOOR
WHEN I WAKE UP
I COVER UP (that doesnt make sense idc)
CUZ IF YOU SEE ME YOU'LL FIGURE IT OU--OUTOTU-OUTTTT
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN C IT
EVERYONE ELSE BUT UUUUU
PATRJK U LITE UP MY WRLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
THE WAY THAT YOU DYE UR HURR MAKES ME OVERWHELMED
THE WAY THAT YOU SMILE WHEN YOU SING -
IT AINT HARD TO TELL
YOU DONT KNOOOOOOOOOW
YOU DONT KNOW UR AN ANGEKL<3
IDK BUT WE SHOULD NAME IT SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD SO IF PEOPLE SEE US TALKJG ABOUT IT IN THE COMMENTS THEY'LL BE REALLY CONFUSED LIKE "HEY HIPPOPQTAMUS PO/RN MEETING TOMORROW AT THE TREEHOUSE" JUST BECAUSE YEAH
DUDE JUST RESPONDED TO THAT PERSON SHE JUST UGHH DISAPPOINTS ME
"ILL PRAY FOR U" NO OK
IM FRIENDS WITH THIS KID ON FACEBOOK WE FIGHT HOLY ROLLER BIGOTS TOGETHER IN THE COMMENTS SECTION I LITERALLY USED TWO SENTENCES FROMM HIS ARGUMENT TO PROVE HER ENTIRE SHIIIT WRONG WITH SCIENCY WORDS AND ALL
BUT SHE MADE ME SO MAD DOE LIKE NO I THINK GIRLS ARE HOT BECAUSE THEY ARE ITS NOT CHOICE IF I FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE ITS BECAUSE I JUST DO I CANT CONTROL SO NO U
I DONT WANT TO BE CONFUSED DO YOU THINK I ENJOY LIKING GIRLS ONE SECOND AND DUDES THE NEXT??? NO ID LIKE TO NOT BE SE/XUALITY CONFUSED SO YEAH 110% STR8 WOULD BE COOL WITH A CAPITAL 8 THANK
THATS WHAT JESUS STUFFERS DONT GET LIKE I DONT WANT THIS CONFUSION U THINK I WANT THIS CONFUSION NO GAY IS COOL BUT NO HELP STOP
I DONT WANT TO BE RID OF GAYNESS BECAUSE AT TIMES ITS FAB
BUT ID LIKE TO BE RID OF BI
BECAUSE CAN I SELL THE STRAIGHT OR THE GAY LIKE EITHER ONE IS FINE WE CAN FLIP A COIN BUT I DONT WANT TO BE CONFUSED??????
WHAT IF EVERYONE WAS PANSEXUAL LIKE THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS SEXUALITY EVERYONE JUST LIKES EVERYONE WHAT IF THE ENTIRE WORLD WAS JUST IN A GIANT POLYGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH EACH OTHER
NO OMFG WHAT I LIVE REALLY SOUTH MAN IT GETS DARK SUPER EARLY LIKE I WENT TO WASHINGTON LAST SUMMER AND I WAS SCARED BC IT WAS SUNNY AT 9PM
HOW DO U DEAL WITH THAT OMFG
I MEAN YOU GET TO STA Y OUT LATER ALSO ITS HARDER TO FALL ASLEEP AT YOUR LAPTOP IN BED BECAUSE SUNSET IS LIKE AT 2 IN TH EMORNING
THOUGH IN THE WINTER SUNSET IS AT LIKE 5 PM IT SUCKS YOU FEEL LIKE GOING TO SLEEP AT LIKE 6 PM????
ONLY IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA ITS THE SAME IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA IDEK IF PEOPLE LIVE THERE LIKE SMOSH IS IN SACRAMENTO THATS ALL I KNOW WHAT IS NORTHERN CALIFORNIA IS IT REAL
AND DUUUUUDE I HAVE A KIK TOO AND SO DOES CHLOE I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO DO A 3 CONVERSATION WE COULD ALL TALK AT TH ESAME TIME OMFG BUT WHATS IT DOING OMG
WAIT SO IF FRANCE HAS SWEDISH PEOPLE SWEDEN HAS AUSTRALIA IN IT YEAH
AND YEAHBROOO ALTHOUGH WED ALL LIKE GO INSANE I WILL WRITE TO KIK ABOUT HAVING 3 CONVERSATIONSSS AND ITS BEING DUMB ITS SAYING I ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT AND I DONT BECAUSE I DOWNLOADED IT LIKE 7 SECS AGO AND ITS NOT LETTING ME MAKE A NEW IM CONFUSED???
AUSTRALIA IS LIKE NEAR GERMANY RIGHT SO LIKE BE/ER AND PRETZELS I THINK
I TRIED TO DDO LIKE SOME PASSWROD RECOVERY CRAP APPRENTLY I MADE AN ACCOUNT ON MY SH/ITTY 2G IPOD LIKE A FEW MONTHS AGO BUT NEVER USED IT AND DELETED IT??
SO I MOVED IT TO MY PHONE YAY I ACTUALLY HAVE A DECENT USERNAME ASIDE FROM BEING A COMPLETE ITIOT A FEW MONTHS AGO SSURPRISE????112??/
AND SOUTH DKAKOTA IS LIKE RUSSIA THOSE ARE NEAR EACH OTHER I THINK
AND KK ALSO YOU CAN HAVE GROUP CONVOS I FEEL TECHNOLOGIALLY ADVANCED
(The mood was right. The murmur of the television was barely audible in the background, a breeze leaked in from the window. It felt simple. Right. He looked over her, drinking in her simple, easy beauty. He wanted her. He needed her. Everything was in order, except that she was not in his hands. He gripped his fingers around her exterior, anxious to turn her on. She felt smooth, even fragile, in between his palms. He was ready to begin.
Suddenly, she began to shake. He had no idea what was happening. He was so excited, so ready, and all of the sudden, the "right" mood was broken. His excitement fell apart, he was no longer interested. He wasn't even concerned with her violent buzzing and shaking. He slid to unlock, and read the text.
"Hey, you wanna Kik?") (omg that was so bad i cant write at all but i had to)
also fALL OUT BOY TICKETS
aND I KNOWOOWOWOW
ALSO IF JOHNNY DOESNT GET THE PART OF ME CAN PATRICK PLAY ME I THINK WE BOTH HAVE THAT ANGEL FACE
AND YEEEES THANKNTKNAKFANKYOU
PETE SINGS AS LADY GAGA JOINS HIM
"IM UR PETAPETAPETARAZZI"
"ILY PATRJCK"
BUT I THINK THAT SHOULD BE ON THE NEW ALBUM Y/N
I THINK THEY SHOULD DO THAT IN EVERY CONCERT FROM NOW ON
OR OOROROROROOROROROROR
GINASFS EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT ////REALLY/// A LOVE SONG ITS OBV ABTUO PATIRCK SO I EMEAN
I WRITE SINS NOT PARODIES OOP
AND
HI CAN U WRITE THE LYRICS BC THAT WAS PERF
YEAH WE'RE COMIN 4 U
ALL DA OTHER KIDS DONT LOVE PA-ATRJK
DONT LOVE PA-ATRICJ [LIKE I DO]
THATS LIKE PUMPED UP KICKS RITE THANK THAT HELPED ME MAKE A NEW CRAPPY PARODY BUT WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE SO
CALL ME PATRICK
IDK
AND THIS IS CRAZY
IM DUMPING ASHLEEE
SO BE MY BBY<3
B4 U CAME INTO MY LIFE I MISSED U SO BAD
I MISSED U SO BAD
OH I WAS SO SO SAD
ILY PAT<3
I NEED MORE SONGS DOE LIKE WHAT DO I DO
WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
EVEN THOUGH
I HATE ONE DIRECTION
UR INSECURE
DONT KNOW WHAT FUR
WHEN I SEE U I PASS OUT - ON THE FLOOOOOOOR
WHEN I WAKE UP
I COVER UP (that doesnt make sense idc)
CUZ IF YOU SEE ME YOU'LL FIGURE IT OU--OUTOTU-OUTTTT
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN C IT
EVERYONE ELSE BUT UUUUU
PATRJK U LITE UP MY WRLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
THE WAY THAT YOU DYE UR HURR MAKES ME OVERWHELMED
THE WAY THAT YOU SMILE WHEN YOU SING -
IT AINT HARD TO TELL
YOU DONT KNOOOOOOOOOW
YOU DONT KNOW UR AN ANGEKL<3
OH DAMN THAT WAS THE WORST EVER BUTT I TRIED OOP
ALSO HEY U ME AND CHLOE SHOULD START A CLUB BUT JUST FOR THE 3 OF US WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT
CHLOE BETTER LOVE IT TOO BC I LOVE IT
"ILL PRAY FOR U" NO OK
IM FRIENDS WITH THIS KID ON FACEBOOK WE FIGHT HOLY ROLLER BIGOTS TOGETHER IN THE COMMENTS SECTION I LITERALLY USED TWO SENTENCES FROMM HIS ARGUMENT TO PROVE HER ENTIRE SHIIIT WRONG WITH SCIENCY WORDS AND ALL
THATS WHAT JESUS STUFFERS DONT GET LIKE I DONT WANT THIS CONFUSION U THINK I WANT THIS CONFUSION NO GAY IS COOL BUT NO HELP STOP
BUT ID LIKE TO BE RID OF BI
BECAUSE CAN I SELL THE STRAIGHT OR THE GAY LIKE EITHER ONE IS FINE WE CAN FLIP A COIN BUT I DONT WANT TO BE CONFUSED??????
PROBLEMS = SOLVED
THEIR CURFEW NEEDS TO BE ALWAYS
HOW DO U DEAL WITH THAT OMFG
THOUGH IN THE WINTER SUNSET IS AT LIKE 5 PM IT SUCKS YOU FEEL LIKE GOING TO SLEEP AT LIKE 6 PM????
ALSO I GOT A KIK AND ITS MAKING ME REALLY MAD?????
AND DUUUUUDE I HAVE A KIK TOO AND SO DOES CHLOE I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO DO A 3 CONVERSATION WE COULD ALL TALK AT TH ESAME TIME OMFG BUT WHATS IT DOING OMG
AND YEAHBROOO ALTHOUGH WED ALL LIKE GO INSANE I WILL WRITE TO KIK ABOUT HAVING 3 CONVERSATIONSSS AND ITS BEING DUMB ITS SAYING I ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT AND I DONT BECAUSE I DOWNLOADED IT LIKE 7 SECS AGO AND ITS NOT LETTING ME MAKE A NEW IM CONFUSED???
AND OMG THATS DUMB??? MAYBE SOMEONE USED UR EMAIL ALREADY SOMEHOW IDK THATS RELALY STUPID
I TRIED TO DDO LIKE SOME PASSWROD RECOVERY CRAP APPRENTLY I MADE AN ACCOUNT ON MY SH/ITTY 2G IPOD LIKE A FEW MONTHS AGO BUT NEVER USED IT AND DELETED IT??
SO I MOVED IT TO MY PHONE YAY I ACTUALLY HAVE A DECENT USERNAME ASIDE FROM BEING A COMPLETE ITIOT A FEW MONTHS AGO SSURPRISE????112??/
AND DUIUDE WHAT'S UR USERNAME WE SHOULD KIK
(that sounds so dirty)
anD YEAH BRO ITS EASTCHEESUSNOWHERE BCOS IM A LOSER
(yes so dirty this should be in fanfic whoa)
ABD OKY I'LL KIK U WHEN I GET HOME
(can u imagine that omg)
AND KK ALSO YOU CAN HAVE GROUP CONVOS I FEEL TECHNOLOGIALLY ADVANCED
(The mood was right. The murmur of the television was barely audible in the background, a breeze leaked in from the window. It felt simple. Right. He looked over her, drinking in her simple, easy beauty. He wanted her. He needed her. Everything was in order, except that she was not in his hands. He gripped his fingers around her exterior, anxious to turn her on. She felt smooth, even fragile, in between his palms. He was ready to begin.
Suddenly, she began to shake. He had no idea what was happening. He was so excited, so ready, and all of the sudden, the "right" mood was broken. His excitement fell apart, he was no longer interested. He wasn't even concerned with her violent buzzing and shaking. He slid to unlock, and read the text.
"Hey, you wanna Kik?") (omg that was so bad i cant write at all but i had to)
(im getting that story tattooed on my arm)
(im submitting it to a p///rn site becausE)
(turn it into a video omfg)
(I don't think my phone would appreciate being s.exualiяzed like that)
(i dont tihnk ur phone can appreciate anything its a phone)
(dont insult my phone like that they have feelings too its cryin rn)