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Going to McDonalds for a salad, is like going to a prostitute

Going to McDonalds for a salad, is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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posted March 27, 2013 at 7:24pm UTC tagged with funny, witty, food, mcdonalds, haha, yummy, loveit, hugs, thebest, fatty, salad, prostitutes, giveme

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