Funny Quote #6693314
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Most of my decisions are made out of irony and/ or self amusement.
Most of my decisions are
made out of irony and/ or self
amusement. If nothing else, this makes for good stories.
amusement. If nothing else, this makes for good stories.
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posted March 27, 2013 at 11:01pm UTC tagged with funny, whatislife, stories, fiction
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- You made me cry, you told me lies, but I can't stand to say goodbye. M a m a , I ' m c o m i n ' h o m e .
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