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You know you're a directioner when... #636. You made a picture

You know you're a directioner when...
#636.
You made a picture of 1D your phone background , and unlock it just to stare at them.

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lollipop213

posted March 28, 2013 at 5:52pm UTC tagged with funny, background, phone, 1d, directioner, stare

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