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Sometimes I feel like going to the park wearing all black with

Sometimes I feel like going to the park wearing all black with sunglasses
And watching the children play and when an adult comes up and asks 'Which one
is yours?' I'll reply with 'I don't know yet.'

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*

posted March 29, 2013 at 9:27am UTC tagged with funny, lol, nmq, haha, kidding, park, nmf

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