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Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee

Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of London Underground.
-Professer Dumbledoor,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

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posted March 29, 2013 at 12:25pm UTC tagged with funny, book

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