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Exercise? I thought you said accesorize!

Exercise? I thought you said accesorize!

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the-queen-of-feels* 1 decade ago

If the amount of accessories you owned makes you skinnier, then I'd be at my dream weight right now!

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posted March 29, 2013 at 10:13pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, life, idk

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