So during this school year, I had a crush on this
guy...
We talk all the time, and he was really chill. We got along
great, he was an athlete, really cute, nice, funny, etc. Well one
day we were talking about going on a date. We planned this for
weeks, and I was really excited until the day before we were
suppose to go out. I said "So meet you at six?" and he
said that before any of this happened he needed to tell me a
secret. He pulled out a deck of Yu-gi-oh cards and one of those
arm things and said that he played competitively. Like he has
trophies. When I said that I was ok with it and that I played
Magic: The Gathering he literally threw a card at my face to make
sure I wasn't a demon and said "I CONDEM YOU TO THE
SHADOW REALM."
To make sure I
Wasn't.
A.
Demon.
In.
The Shadow Realm.