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me: *hits a lamp* me: *apologizes to lamp*
me:
*hits a lamp*
me:
*apologizes to lamp*
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posted March 30, 2013 at 10:24am UTC tagged with
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I think there is something truly amazing about laughter. Not chuckling, not giggling, but real, un-restricted, hysterical laughter. I believe you don’t really know someone until you’ve seen them crack up. They’re shaking, smiling from ear to ear, their cheeks are bulging and red, and tears are forming in their eyes. They are making uncontrollable sounds of genuine happiness, which is something very rare to hear. They can’t stand up. But they’re still smiling, so much that their face hurts. That’s when their guard is down, and that’s when you can really see them. I just think that’s wonderful.
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