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The chances of me cheating on you is a blind girl seeing a dead

The chances of me cheating on you is a blind girl seeing a dead man tell a deaf person that he can hear. But baby, you didn't see it...

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JessieRider2yourhome

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posted March 30, 2013 at 10:26pm UTC tagged with away, break up

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