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I wonder if somewhere out there there's a guy witty. And they all write what they wish they could tell us. And how they feel about us. I wonder what the website would be called.
Normal peoples life goals: Get a career. Raise a nice family. Become succesful. My life goals: Have a top quote on Witty.
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"GROW UP - get a life." Excuse me? I'm perfectly content, and let me tell you, I am not changing. I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never even sent. (It was lost in the mail) Where my closet never lead to Narnia (The passage way is broken) Where my book will never take me to the Hundred Acre Woods (Pooh got lost) Or where magic doesn't even exist (The wizards are hiding from the muggles) I don't want to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us daily. I refuse to go where vampires and werewolves don't exist or where fantasies are just that - fantasies. "Grow up - get a life" Well you know what? Have fun in the real world. And may the odds be ever in your favor.
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