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Mom: *Sitting at table not even looking at me.* Me: *Tries sneaking
Mom: *Sitting at table not even looking at me.*
Me: *Tries sneaking an ice-cream past her.*
Mom: I already seen your ice-cream, why are you hiding it?
- Every freaking time. -.-
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