I saw this on tumblr and melted into a puddle of cuteness, so

I saw this on tumblr and melted into a puddle of cuteness, so excuse my sappiness.

"How do you get a boy to like you when there's always someone better. Like why would anyone pick a raisin out of a bowl of chocolate chips?... I am literally a raisin."
"There's gonna be that one person out there who doesn't like chocolate chips more than raisins, or is allergic to chocolate. And they're gonna see that one raisin and think, 'Thank god for that raisin.'"