me: *gets back from hiking trip*
me: hey i think i got skinnier
mom: oh my gosh
mom: what happened to you
mom: WHERE IS THAT LAYER OF FAT I BUILT UP ON YOU
mom: WHERE IS IT
mom: i have to feed you more so that you grow it back again.
mom: *looks at my face*
mom: ew what happened to your face
mom: YOU BROKE OUT IN PIMPLES
mom: SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LET YOU GO OUT
mom: you are never leaving this house again.
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