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Girl, are you from Illinois? Because you're illannoying

Girl, are you from Illinois?

Because you're illannoying

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posted April 1, 2013 at 2:07am UTC tagged with tumblr, illinois, lawls, statehumore, love

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kim kardashian wants to name her child easton. EASTon. please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST. DONT YOU GET IT ?! EASTON WEST EAST AND WEST WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN ?!
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Are there any Wittians in Illinois lol I can't find nobody. :O
50 state stereotypes: Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR. Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here. Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out. Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart? California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct. Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing. Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do. Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come. Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets. Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though... Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too. Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool. Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far. Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better. Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull. Kansas: White breds making wheat bread. Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925. Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems. Maine: A wicked lotta moose aye? Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around. Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans. Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers. Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer. Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt. Missouri: Number one! In.. meth. Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk. Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls. Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders... New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class. New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York. New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's. New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego. North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer. North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota. Ohio: People care about us at election time. Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free! Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians. Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you. Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state. South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars. South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota... Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from. Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons. Utah: Multiple lonely wives. Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms. Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat. Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon. West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC. Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober. Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys. (my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)
I hate when my best friend and I are walking down the hall and then her boyfriend comes along and i have to wait for her to get done with her smooch fest because she doesnt want to walk to class alone... I miss being able to goof around with her in hall..just us 2 but most of all,I hate being the 3rd wheel. 😪
My 3rd wheel Satuday Me, friend, friend's boyfriend, cousin and cousin's girlfriend all in my basement playing pool. Friend's boyfriend: Let's play pairs friend & cousin's gf: Ok Cousin: Sorry Kayla *evil smirk* Me:(-.-)