Funny Quote #6699647
all quotes · funny · true · girlproblems ·

"Please fix your b/a strap. I can see it." Because

"Please fix your b/a strap. I can see it."
Because it's a big secret, right?
Secret b00bs.
Secret B/a.
Secret.

Be the first to comment on this quote.

7 Wittians like this

<
Next >

Keyboardfreak898

posted April 1, 2013 at 10:50am UTC tagged with funny, true, girlproblems

more quotes by Keyboardfreak898

Me: Wow, I'm fat. Me: Maybe I'm okay. Me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM. Me: I'm losing weight now. Me: I am more than just my weight. Me: Who cares. Me: GAH I AM SO FAT. Me: Curves are beautiful. I am beautiful.
I'm not "cute" awkward. I'm "What the he// is wrong with you?" awkward.

related quotes

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.
We're Americans. We have freedom. We spell words like "favor" without that useless "u." We don't have cool accents. We say "mom" instead of "mum." We have some of the biggest idiots ever. And our existence just písses most people off.
society:oh you have your period? well you have two options. woman:okay. society:you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you. woman:sounds awful. what's my second option. society:a peni$ shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body. woman:still seems pretty awful. society:wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you! woman:well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen. society:HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fu*king expensive.Oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic. woman:i think i'll go with my third option. society:what third option? woman:i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
Me: - When I have my period- Look at me and die. Me: - When I'm not on my period- Look at me and die