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What is the point of April Fool's Day when your whole life

What is the point of April Fool's Day when your whole life is a joke?

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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago

Yes.

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peacegirl270

posted April 1, 2013 at 8:55pm UTC tagged with funny, famous, holiday, story, life

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