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Me: I love you! Guy I like: What? Me: April Fools! Guy I like:

Me: I love you!
Guy I like: What?
Me: April Fools!
Guy I like: That was yesterday...
Me: ...dang it

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posted April 2, 2013 at 11:10am UTC tagged with love, funny

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