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When you share something funny that happened with you and your

When you share something funny that happened with you and your friends to your parents and they give you a stern lecture on how that was mean and look at you like you just robbed a bank.

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peacegirl270

posted April 2, 2013 at 11:12pm UTC tagged with funny, life, true, friends, mean, parents, aboutme

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