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In class , we were writing instructons for how to make a cup
In class , we were writing instructons for how to make a cup of some crap, and there's Courtney wiriting:
Some sh/t ingredients..
Dear ladies , find a man who has BARE money , then just make sure he buys a lab and is a qualified doctor chemist, therefore he will do it for you.
Dear men, YOU'RE F/CKED.
I died laughing.
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