So today in science we did a
lab.....
Matt:
I'm gonna eat this gravel!!!!!
(being the weirdo he is he ate
it)
*ten minutes later*
Teacher: Okay so the truth is, the gravel was
actually cat litter.
Everyone: ...............
Matt:
I ATE CAT LITTER?!?!?!?!?!?! I ate cat
litter......
*twitching like he's having a
seizure and howls*
Matt:
I'M TURNING INTO A CAT!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH THE
PAIN!!!!
*Jumps
up on table and meows at everyone*