Not relevant, but I know people who can't afford toilet paper, so they go to gas stations once a month and steal those big roles of toilet paper. They seriously grab it, and stick it in their purse.
One time my grandpa was taking this giant consumer survey that asked questions about literally every household item. The first question under the toilet paper category was, "Do you use it?" He was so tempted to answer "no" just to mess with the survey company...
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