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Waitress: would you like a table? Me: no, carpet for two please.

Waitress: would you like a table?
Me: no, carpet for two please.
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ThereWillBeAnAnswer_LetItBe 1 decade ago
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ive never actually had a waitress ask if id like a table, weird!
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ay_baybay 1 decade ago
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How cute would it be to have a date on a carpet??
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animallovers46 1 decade ago
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Nice tags.
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Baseballisme 1 decade ago
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Thanks. I'm lazy.
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