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one time my mom caught me eating pure sugar out of the jar, so

one time my mom caught me eating pure sugar out of the jar, so she stopped & said, "would you like something even sweeter?' & of course little naive 6 year old me says 'yes yes I would!' so she said 'smell it first & then decide' and handed me a bottle of vanilla extract & of course it smelled like the tears of Jesus so i said YES gimme gimme & she let me take a huge swig & this is the main reason I have trust issues. 

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br0kenwings 1 decade ago
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Oh dear God, that is cruel. I am SO tricking my little cousin into doing that omg
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bigbootycutiee_13 1 decade ago
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hahahahahah!!😂
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