one time my mom caught me eating pure sugar out of the jar, so she
stopped & said, "would you like something even
sweeter?' & of course little naive 6 year old me says
'yes yes I would!' so she said 'smell it first &
then decide' and handed me a bottle of vanilla extract & of
course it smelled like the tears of Jesus so i said YES gimme gimme
& she let me take a huge swig & this is the main reason I
have trust issues.