Funny Quote #6711362
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I wouldn't be so afraid of spiders if I could just talk to

I wouldn't be so afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, ya know?

me:
woah, man, this shower is occupied.
spider: omg man I didnt see you there.
me: we cool? 
spider: yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
me: oh, that's legit. hey, you might wanna move over some, you're descending right into the shower stream, & I don't want you to drown. 
spider: hey, thanks bro. I'll be careful. 
me: sooo... can I get out now? 
spider: sure, sure! I'll just move over here. 
me: thanks! you have a nice night!! don't come into my rooms ok? 
spider: nah, man, that's your space. we're cool. have a great evening:

6 Comments

SinisterKittyKatX 8 years ago
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omg LOL that made my day XD
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bigbootycutiee_13 8 years ago
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hahaha, awww, goood!! (:
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queezle* 8 years ago
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this is perfect XD
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bigbootycutiee_13 8 years ago
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hahah(:
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Monkey666 8 years ago
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Seems legit
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bigbootycutiee_13 8 years ago
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hahahahahahaahh😜
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posted April 9, 2013 at 5:59am UTC tagged with funny, iwish, talk, spiders