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”It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle

”It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.”

- Tommy Cooper

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Sugarlollies78

posted April 9, 2013 at 6:24am UTC tagged with funny, plane, library, middle

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