I
just read that
Some thieves stole over 5 tons of
Nutella.
Alright, which one of you was it?
Alright, which one of you was it?
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posted April 9, 2013 at 6:31pm UTC tagged with nutella, omg, wittians, stolen, robbed, thieves, 5tons, funny
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