A ''conversation'' between me and my
'mum':
Mum:Why do I have to do the
cooking and cleaning and look after all of you?
Me: Well, you ARE the
mum.
Mum:(Gives me a
look)
Me: Whaat? You are.
Me: Right?
Mum: (walks out of the
room)
Me: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY
YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER??!
Me: :O
True
story.