HOW DO THEY DO IT? Astronomers do IT in the dark Mathematicians
HOW DO THEY DO IT?
Astronomers do IT in the dark Mathematicians do IT in numbers Biologists do IT in the field Chemists do IT periodically on the table Geologists do IT in folded beds Palaeontologists do IT in the dirt Computer scientists do IT bit by bit Electrical engineers do IT until it hertz Physicists do IT with force When seismologists do IT, the Earth shakes Zoologists do IT with animals Quantum physicists do IT uncertainly Polymer chemists do IT in chains Cosmologists do IT with a bang Theorists do IT on paper Geneticists do IT in their genes Statisticians do IT with 99% confidence Planetary scientists do IT while gazing at
Uranus Philosophers only think about doing
What is IT?
Why, science of course!
And shame on you if you thought otherwise.