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Guys I find attractive: -famous -taken -twice my age -fictional

Guys I find attractive:
-famous
-taken
-twice my age
-fictional
-dead
-gay

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Keyboardfreak898

posted April 14, 2013 at 2:48pm UTC tagged with lol, boyfriend, thisiswhyiamsingle, funny

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