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Dear Spongebob, You live in Bikini Bottom and you are super absorbant.

Dear Spongebob, You live in Bikini Bottom and you are super absorbant. Face it, you are a tampon.

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Cammie

posted April 14, 2013 at 3:42pm UTC tagged with nmq, lol, ok, funny

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