People from
California: I'm so bored.
Other
people: BUT YOU'RE IN CALFORNIA. GO MEET A MOVIE
STAR.
Other
people: SPEND THE DAY AT DISNEY LAND.
Other people: GO BE IN A
MOVIE.
People from
California: ....
People from New
York: I'm so bored.
Other
people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK. GO TO THE EMPIRE
STATE BUILDING.
Other
people: SEE THE STATUE OF
LIBERTY.
Other
people: GO TO TIMES SQUARE.
People from New
York: ....
People from
Europe: I'm so bored.
Other
people: BUT YOU'RE IN EUROPE. GO TO THE EIFFEL
TOWER.
Other
people: HAVE SOME TEA WITH THE QUEEN.
Other
people: GO TO OKTOBERFEST.
People from
Europe: ....
People from
Australia: I'm so bored.
Other
people: BUT YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. GO CUDDLE WITH
A KOALA.
Other
people: SPEND THE DAY SURFING.
Other
people: GO WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES.
People from
Australia: ....
Other people: Go.... ummm...... ermmmm. huh. I'm bored too.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN MAINE, uhmm.. go hug a tree?
Me: I'm bored....
People: GO SMOKE!!!!!
Other people: BUT YOU'RE FROM NC. OH WAIT THAT EXPLAINS IT.
Other people: BUT YOU"RE IN PENNSYLVANIA. GO MEET AMISH PEOPLE.
Other people: GO TO THE DIFFERENT BATTLEFIELDS AND GETTYSBURG.
Other people: OR GO TO PHILLY AND GET SHOT AT BY THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLY'S!
People from Pennsylvania: but I've already done that...
People:
People:
People:
People:
Me: And they wonder why I want to move..
everyone thinks ireland is awesome, i hate living here.
Other people: Uh..
Other people: ....
Other people:....
Me: Thats what I thought
MEH.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW ZEALAND
Other People: GO BUNGEE JUMP!
Other People: GO SKYDIVING!
Other People: GO WALK TO SONNY BILL WILLIAM'S HOUSE!
New Zealanders:......
WE HAVE NEVER SAID THIS.
I HAVE NEVER SAID THAT, I DON'T SPEAK LIKE A SURFER 'DUDE' AND I DONT EVEN SURF. ALOT OF US DONT
And we always seem to be only really cockney or really posh. WTF?
Oh god yes, I can never concentrate because the "British" accent is so fake. And why are they all from London? LONDON ISN'T THE ONLY CITY IN ENGLAND.
AMEN HALLELUJAH I AGREE
YES
*of
Sorry I can't type today.
Other people: GO TO NAVY PIER!
Other people: GO SHOPPING DOWNTOWN!
Other people: GO TO THE WILLIS TOWER OBSERVATION DECK!
Me: how about its too cold, I'm afraid of heights, and I'm broke.
Other people: ...
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought.