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People from California: I'm so bored. Other people: BUT YOU'RE






          People from California: I'm so bored.
          Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN CALFORNIA.  GO MEET A MOVIE STAR.
          Other people: SPEND THE DAY AT DISNEY LAND.
          Other people: GO BE IN A MOVIE.
          People from California: ....

          People from New York: I'm so bored.
          Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK.  GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
          Other people: SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
          Other people: GO TO TIMES SQUARE.
          People from New York: ....

          People from Europe: I'm so bored.
          Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN EUROPE.  GO TO THE EIFFEL TOWER.
          Other people: HAVE SOME TEA WITH THE QUEEN.
          Other people: GO TO OKTOBERFEST.
          People from Europe: ....

          People from Australia: I'm so bored.
          Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA.  GO CUDDLE WITH A KOALA.
          Other people: SPEND THE DAY SURFING.
          Other people: GO WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES.
          People from Australia: ....





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Infinity on high* 1 decade ago
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Awkward moment when you live in Sydney and you've never seen a crocodile in your life except at the zoo.
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stellarflame* 1 decade ago
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^^ hehehe
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ThatLostGirl* 1 decade ago
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People from Connecticut: I'm so bored
Other people: Go.... ummm...... ermmmm. huh. I'm bored too.
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secret_agent_in_space 1 decade ago
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People from Maine: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN MAINE, uhmm.. go hug a tree?
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neonzebra2449 1 decade ago
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I hate it when people think I live in the city when I say I'm from New York. I've never even been, even though I like about 3 hours away...
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Squilliam Fancypants* 1 decade ago
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The Netherlands:
Me: I'm bored....
People: GO SMOKE!!!!!
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cvnt* 1 decade ago
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People from NC: I'm bored
Other people: BUT YOU'RE FROM NC. OH WAIT THAT EXPLAINS IT.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I live in Bermuda. There is nothing interesting here on this 21 square mile island.
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Jyeismine 1 decade ago
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People from Pennsylvania: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU"RE IN PENNSYLVANIA. GO MEET AMISH PEOPLE.
Other people: GO TO THE DIFFERENT BATTLEFIELDS AND GETTYSBURG.
Other people: OR GO TO PHILLY AND GET SHOT AT BY THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLY'S!
People from Pennsylvania: but I've already done that...
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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx 1 decade ago
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God, I can't wait to leave.
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Jyeismine 1 decade ago
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I think I'd rather cuddle with a Koala ...
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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx 1 decade ago
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or wrestle a crocadile.
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Gryffindor123 1 decade ago
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,People from Ireland: "I'm so bored!"
People:
People:
People:
People:
Me: And they wonder why I want to move..
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captainsassy 1 decade ago
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omfg thank you
everyone thinks ireland is awesome, i hate living here.
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Vic Fuentes* 1 decade ago
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Isn't it though? I would trade Ireland with Australia even if it was just for one day. It'd be a cool experience- like changing accents.
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BrokenTwilight 1 decade ago
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omg yes. >.<
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Ethanol 1 decade ago
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I live in California and people say that to me 24/7 and seeing a celebrity is hard lol
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AerilynLilyoh 1 decade ago
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Ohmygod that is so true about California. People say that all the time
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courtneylol_* 1 decade ago
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People from Connecticut: I'm bored.
Other people: Uh..
Other people: ....
Other people:....
Me: Thats what I thought
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CharliesTheName 1 decade ago
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I was about to include CT but once someone's like "Where's connecticut?" and I said "kinda near New York" and they were all like "OMG YOU'RE SO LUCKY" and then I came up with this haha
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courtneylol_* 1 decade ago
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lol see even people forget about us and dont even know where we are lol
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BrookieeCookiee 1 decade ago
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excatly.
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Bernicexoxo* 1 decade ago
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There's nothing to do in CT..
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courtneylol_* 1 decade ago
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ikr
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miss_unique 1 decade ago
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The Oktoberfest only happens in October... Not everyone can go and see the Eiffel tower, even if you live in France and I've never met anyone who's even met the Queen, let alone drink tea with her. :L
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VinnieLavini 1 decade ago
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I'm from Australia and I've never done one of those things :)
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MissMonCherie 1 decade ago
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actually... We can go Surfing in Australia, and go SEE a koala, Buuuuuuuuut....
MEH.
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bella is a penguin * 1 decade ago
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I'm Aussie and I can't do any of those things.
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Johanna Mason* 1 decade ago
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People from New Zealand: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW ZEALAND
Other People: GO BUNGEE JUMP!
Other People: GO SKYDIVING!
Other People: GO WALK TO SONNY BILL WILLIAM'S HOUSE!
New Zealanders:......
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Aha, I'm from England. But to any Americans reading this, it rwally p/sses us os when you impersonate a British accent by saying " 'ello guv'nor".

WE HAVE NEVER SAID THIS.
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Vic Fuentes* 1 decade ago
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HAHAHHA, it's like Aussies. Everyone reckons they're Aussie as they put on an Aussie accent and say- G'day mate. I mean.. gosh.
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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Well it really p/sses us off when you impersonate an American accent by saying 'Hey dude, wanna going surfin' duudee?' (or something similar)

I HAVE NEVER SAID THAT, I DON'T SPEAK LIKE A SURFER 'DUDE' AND I DONT EVEN SURF. ALOT OF US DONT
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*nerium* 1 decade ago
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Oh god yes, have you ever watched V for Vendetta? Natalie Portman's accent ruined the entire film.

And we always seem to be only really cockney or really posh. WTF?
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Most of us aren't cockney or posh, ugh! Its so annoying. Have you noticed how if there's a British person in an American sitcom the "British" one is always REALLY REALLY REALLY posh?
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*nerium* 1 decade ago
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I know, I honestly don't think I have an accent but apparently that's just impossible!

Oh god yes, I can never concentrate because the "British" accent is so fake. And why are they all from London? LONDON ISN'T THE ONLY CITY IN ENGLAND.
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Well, everyone has an accent but I understand where you're coming from.

AMEN HALLELUJAH I AGREE

YES
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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*really
*of

Sorry I can't type today.
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Sandie 1 decade ago
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I know, and all that weird hype about a British accent...
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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I love the American accent, especially on guys. Its charming.
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Jyeismine 1 decade ago
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My english friend greets me by saying "AYYO HOMIE LETS GO GET SOOOMMME HOTDOGS AND WATCH BASEBALL!" no....
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the-queen-of-feels* 1 decade ago
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People from Chicago: I'm bored.
Other people: GO TO NAVY PIER!
Other people: GO SHOPPING DOWNTOWN!
Other people: GO TO THE WILLIS TOWER OBSERVATION DECK!
Me: how about its too cold, I'm afraid of heights, and I'm broke.
Other people: ...
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought.
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munster 1 decade ago
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this.
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the-queen-of-feels* 1 decade ago
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That?
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munster 1 decade ago
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No, this.
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